me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..
My psychologist: You have to, do things
me:
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When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment
(Source: reddit.com, via hotboyproblems)
the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control
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may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017
may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017
Reblog for this to come true
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There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
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